NIGHT JOKES

July 19, 2022
3 years ago

🍓𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐒🥰😂

 

1..if the owner of the secret didn't keep it, 

My dear, who are you to struggle with it?? 🤣🤣

 

2..who else noticed that female tailors no dey like do make up??🙋‍♂️🤣

 

3..A friend of mine received double heart breaks message from his girlfriend last night

 

1st message.."Let's break💔 up, it's over!! 

2nd message.."sorry, sorry, this message was not for you"🙆‍♂️🤣🤣

 

4..🙄do u know that some girl raise their hands up🙌 during worship in church just to show man that their hands has no ring??🙈

A lady just told me in a bus😋🤣

 

5..Relationship stress can make you scratch your Nyash in public thinking you are alone😂🤭😂

 

6..the best Garri drinkers awards goes to Nigeria girls..🙈thoese genders can form eehnn🤣🤣

 

7..Malaria drugs💊 that someone dey buy 850 naira is now #2,850😏

I swear, the next mosquito I lay my hands on Will feel the full force of these Buhari regime 😁🤣

 

8..i dey pity my children🙈

All my pot go carry padlocks.. No stealing of any kind of meats in my house..😋

I want to raise them with fear of God!😁🤣

 

9..House rent is not expensive 🙈

Na you dey find house wey get windows😁🤣

 

10..call a lady "Baby" And she will become happy😊

            But,,,, 

Tell her that that she's behaving like a child and she will become very angry😒... Is baby not a child??🙆‍♂️🤣🤣

 

11.."" Divorce"" is for rich people🥰

      "" Pack and go"" Is for poor people😊

    "" Leave my house"" Is for mad people🤣🤣

 

If everyone on social media were quiet🤐 like you, 

Many will die of depression..so appreciate us that take out Time just to entertain you😊❤❤❤

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May God continue to bless you as you do so❤️.